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हम आपके लिए कुछ ऐसे मजेदार चुटकुले लेकर आए हैं, जिन्हें पढ़ने के बाद आप हंसते-हंसते लोटपोट हो जाएंगे। तो चलिए शुरू करते हैं हंसने-हंसाने का ये सिलसिला...
1) Na jaan Na pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman
2) Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber
3) Teri adao pe mein waari waari,
Dial 139 for railway enquiry…
4) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf,
The number you are trying is currently switched off..
5) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo,
Naya godrej powder hair dye,
Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo..
6) Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak,
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK ..
7) Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu..
8) Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan..
9) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna..
10) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala..!!
11) Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Asali Masale Sach Sach MDH.. MDH..!!
12) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana..
13) Naach Bulbul Naach, tujhe paisa milega
Hum CID se hai, Koi apne jagah se nahi hilega…!!
(14) Arz hai-
Roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki h zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
Agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.
(15) When U Breathe, U Respire.
Wah wah
When U Breathe, U Respire !
Wah wah kya baat hai
When u Don’t Breathe, U Expire.
Subhanallah.. Maar hi daala..!!
(16) Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
(17) Har Gali Phulo Se Saja Rakhi Hai,
Har Chok Par Ladkiya Bitha Rakhi Hai,
Jane Kis Gali Se Guzrenge Aap,
Har Ladki Ke Hath Me Rakhi Thama Rakhi hai..
Happy Raksha Bandhan.
(18) Badi muddat baad
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh..
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Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha..
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Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai..!!!
(19) Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU..
muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo..
(20) Ghalib VS Sindhi
Ghalib:
Mohhobat ke Raasto pe sirf Dard Milega,
(Gaur farmaiyega)
Mohabbat ke Raasto pe sirf Dard Milega.
Sindhi:
wadi sai! Unnhi Raasto pe BAR Kholo.
Jhulelaal ki kasam, Bahut Chalenga..
(21) A new version of the famous lines from SILSILA Movie:
Main aur Meri Tanhaai aksar yeh Baate karte hain,
Tum hoti to aisa hota, Tum hoti to waisa hota,
AUR TUM na hoti to PAISA hota.
Dont laugh alone please pass it on..
(22) Na ishq kar mere yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai.
(23) Gujrati sher:
NAZAR se NAZAR mile to pucho kem che?
NAZAR jhuki or hase to samzo k prem che.
Jo SANDAL utare to samzo k aa chokri to apni ben che.!!
(24) Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai,
shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas dikhti hai,
Hum logo kaise samjhaye..
ki har zakkas ladki ki ‘MAA’ hume apni ‘SAAS’ lagti hai.
(25) Waqt ke Tufan me bikharte chale gaye,
Tanhai ki gehrai me utarte chale gye,
Jannat thi har subah sham jin dosto ke sath,
Ek ek kar ke sab bichhadte chale gaye…
Thanks to whatsup.. Sab wapis mil gaye.
(26) Pyaar hume kis mod pe le aaya..
Itni der se khade hai,
koi auto nahi aaya..
(27) Lo G mera ek Sher arz hai,
Idhar B sitam ho gaya
Udher B sitam ho gaya
Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho ga ya.
(28) Ho rahi hai baarish..
Lag rahi hai thand..
Ho rahi hai barish..
Lag rahi hai thand
tan tana tan tan.. tan tana tan tan.
(29) Poem on ‘TAJMAHAL’ by 3 diff. People.
BACHELOR:
Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,
Magar Mumtaz nhi MILTI.
LOVER:
Taqdir hai mgar kismt nhi khulti,
Mumtaz milgai hai,
Magar shadi nhi KARTI.
MARRIED:
Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,
Magar Mumtaz nhi MARTI.
(30) Mohabat karne wale ko inqar achha nahi lagata ,
Duniya walo ko iqrar achha nahi lagata ,
Jab tak ladaka ladaki bhag na jaye,
Gharwalo ko pyar sachha nahi lagata..
(31) Aye chand taro zara inko ek hath maro,
Bister se inko niche utaro,
Karo in ke sath ab tum fight,
Kyu ke ye so rahe the bina kahe.. GOOD NIGHT 😀
(32) Aankho mein nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah.. Wah..
Jis se raat-bhar chatting ki
Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi..
(33) Baith kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya..
Wah!!
Wah!!
Wah!!
Wah!!
Baith kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya…
Phirrrrr…?
Phir kya!
Biwi ne dekh liya aur ICU me hosh aaya..
Ha Ha Ha…
(34) Arz kia hai..
Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai,
Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai,
Apni profile pic mai akeli..
Aur pati ki profile pic mai saath hoti hai.
(35) Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.
(36) Kisi shayar ne kaha tha ki,
mahbub tere pyar me,
tadpana aacha lagta hai.
tujse milne ki khawaish me,
bichudna aacha lagta hai..
kasam tere pyar ki,
jab dur hu tujse..to
tuje yad karna aachha lagta hai..
par hame to..
RAJAI me jane se pahle..
thund se KAMPANA..
aacha lagta hai.
(37) Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..
(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA _/ \_
(38) Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.
Unka to timepass ho jata hai….
Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.
(39) Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.
(40) Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
(41) Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.
(43) India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.
(44) Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,
Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,
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5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se..
(45) Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari ki
Barish ke jitne qatre zamin par gire,
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire,
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Khushiyo ke samundar mein.
(46) Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi,
Kuch tha uske hotho pe,
Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi,
jab muh khulwaya to pta chala,
Saali kutti R.M.D. Khati thi.
(47) Aapki bato pe dil haru
WAH! WAH!
Aapki surat pe jan waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms
dil karta hai aapko
patak-patak ke maru!
(48) Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,
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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!
(49) Yu to muhabbat ki haqeeqat se hum khoob waqif the,
Dosto..
Par pata nahi kyu unko dekha to,,
zara sa shauk hua Zindagi Barbaad karne ka..!!
(50) Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.
(51) CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
(52) Phone mat kiya karo Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear
Baat bhi hoti nahi clear,
Isliye SMS karo Dear,
Without fear & very clear..
(53) Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do,
Ho gai to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do.
(54) Hamne tumse pyar kiya abla samaj kar,
Tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar,
Maine tumse pyar kiya durga samaj kar,
Tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kaata murga samaj kar.
(55) Aankho se aansuo ki judaai kar do,
Dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar dil na lagey kahin tow,
Aa jaao mere ghar ki SAFAAi kar do..!!
(56) Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!
Good night..
(57) Arz Kiya Hai..
Udhar aap majabur baithey hain
Idhar hum khamosh baithey hain..
Baat ho to kaise ho janab..
Jab dono taraf do kanjus baithey hain..!!
(58) Student Shayari:
Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja,
Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai.
(59) Arz Kiya hai..
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..
Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha..!!
(60) Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge,
Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
aur
Na bhi gire to..
EK LAAT HUM DENGE.
(61) Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet
wah wah!!
wah wah!!
Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet
Mam may i go to toilet.
(61) Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye,
Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begane ho gaye,
Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost,
Murgae ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye.
(62) Arz Hai
Cham cham karti chandni,
tim tim karte taare
Cham cham karti chandni,
tim tim karte taare
Koi bhi sms nahi karte,
Besharam ho gaye saare..!!
Good Night
(63) Haath mein taaqat hai,
toh tajmahal ko hila kar dekh..
Warna aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar,
aur tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh..!!
(64) Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi..
Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi..
Aur Maine jo sher mara toh..
toh
toh
Sherni widwa ho gayi..!!
(65) Ek khawab ek khayal ek hakikat hai tu,
zindgi mein pane wali har zarurat hai tu,
jisko roz msg karne ko dil kare
are yaar vahi sweet si musibat hai tu.
(66) Arz Kia Hai:
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Wah Wah
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Bhai Wah Wah
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Zara si tawajja plz
Bhai petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Kya irshaad farmaya hai,
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai
Nahi dalo to nahi chalti hai.
(67) Har khwab humesha sacha nahi hota,
bohot zyada pyaar bhi acha nahi hota,
kisi ko kum na samajna is duniya mein dost,
kyu ki har dudh peene wala bachcha nahi hota.
(68) Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai.
e-dosto
Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha..
Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.
(69) Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur
phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.
(70) Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya,
kisi ko kavi kisiko katil bana diya,
do phool ka bozh na utha sakti thi MUMTAZ,
aur SHAHJAHAN ne uspe TAZ MAHAL bana diya.
(71) Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,
Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..
DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?
(72) Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,
Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..
DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?
(73) Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali,
Tabhi milti nahi garwali,
Gulam ban ke fas jate hai,
Ishq ke jaal mein,
Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali.
(74) Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Aafat ka Injection ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai tumhe kyun ki..
Dosti ka OXYGEN ho tum
(75) Fida hu uski chaal pe,
Uske bolne ki taal pe,
Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,
par
Bol deta hu sare jahan se..
Nazar mat daalna meri maal pe.
(76) SHAYARI OF A THIEF!
Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai
Dosto
Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai!
(77) Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri,
Has ke milna pehchan hai meri,
Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye,
DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri..
(78) Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
wah wah..
zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
phir..
phir kya
Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap.
Ha..Ha..Ha
(79) Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,
Agar DADA Aashiq na hota!
(80) Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,
Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge,
Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se,
Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge..
(81) Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai,
hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai,
barso tak thi jise pani se allergy...
wo aaj lux se nahaya hai!
(82) Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho,
fasle kam karo dil milate raho,
dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo,
iodex khrido aur lagate raho.
(83) Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge,
raat mein deepak jalte rahenge,
khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de,
baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.
(84) Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne
Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne
Maine muskurate hue kaha
Bhul to nahi sakte kamine
Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein.
(85) Dil mein khuda hai,
Ankho mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari
duniya HUM par fida hai.
(86) Jalte hue deepo ki tarah jagmagate rahna,
hamari dua hai sada muskrate rahna,
kitni bhi chappalen pade tumhe e mere bhai,
zindgi bhar aap ladkiya patate rahna.
(87) Phone ke rishte bhi kitne ajib hote hai,
Balance rakh ke bhi log garib hote hai,
Msgs karne ki taqlif hoti nahi unse,
Khud muft msg padne ke kitne shoukin hote hai.
(88) Khamosh plkon se ansu chalak aate hai,
Aap kya jane aap kitne yaad ate hai,
Aaj bhi usi wineshop pe tanha khade hai,
Jaha apne kha tha: “Ruko hum abi half leke ate hai”
(89) Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Gour farmaye..!
Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!
(90) Bekar ki Zindgi hum jiya nahi karte,
Expire honewali Dosti hum kiya nahi karte..
Mere SMS aapko Lifetime tak milenge,
Kyuki reply ki chinta hum kiya nahi karte.
(91) Kabhi-2 Mere Dil Me Khayal Aata Hai..!
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Kya Hua.. Khayal Dhundh Rahe Ho?
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Arrey Yaar Kaha Na Kabhi-2 Aata Hai.
Aaj Nahi Aaya.
(92) Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose,
Gift diya usne red rose,
Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh,
Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli,
Confidence to dekh.
(93) Na waqt hai itna ki syllabus pura ho jae,
Na tarkib koi asi ki exam pass kia jae,
1 esa dard dia hai is PADHAI ne yaro,
Na khul kr Roya jae.. Na Jam kr Soya jae
(94) Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta dunia mein,
Sirf dosti hi..
NOT FOR SALE HAI
(95) Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi,
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi,
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.
(96) Socha tha har modd pe tmhara intezar krenge,
socha tha har modd pe tmhara intezar krenge,
kambkhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli
(97) Awara larkon se achche to gali ke kutte hain!!
e-Dost
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Kam se kam larki palat palat ke dekhti to hai
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aa raha hai ya nahi!!
(98) Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan
Ki Dukan
Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki
Muskan
Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro
Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli
Shukriya Bhai Jan.
(99) Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke.. Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
aur main sirf yehi kehta tha
ABE ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai..
(100) Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye,
Aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho gaye,
Agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to,
Hum samjhenge k hum se pyare 50 paise ho gaye.
(101) Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI
Yeh Anna hazare be le lo
Yeh Lokpall be le lo
Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu
Magar Hum Ko Lauta do
Woh Kimti Purani
Woh Atta
Woh Gas
Woh Bijli
Woh Pani
Badi Meharbaani…!
Badi Meharbaani…!
(102) Door se dekha toh ek sher tha..
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha..
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isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..!!
(103) Hasrat-e-deedar ki khatir uski gali mein
mobile recharge ki dukaan khol li ..
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Par yaha to Roz hi 1 naya shakhs
uske no. pe recharge karwa jata hai!!
(104) Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!
Wah Wah
Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!
Daya bola..
“Payment sabko milti hai,
Darwaza hamesha mai hi kyu Todu”
(105) Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.
यह भी पढ़ें :-
छात्रों को प्रेरित करने वाले हिंदी सुविचार
तुम चलो तो सही, मोटिवेशनल कविता
नन्ही चींटी जब दाना लेकर दीवार पर चढ़ती है
मुझे अच्छा नहीं लगता है स्त्री का एहसास
(106) Dil ke arman aansuo mein bah gaye..
Hum gali me the gali mein hi reh gaye..
Light chali gayi thi… to
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Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unsi mummy se keh gaye!
(107) Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe..
Yun hanste hanste..
Mere dost he bade hoshiyaar,
Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.
(108) Pagal hai wo log jo pyar mein kisi ko miss karte hain,
Karna hai to macharoun ko miss karo..
Jo jaan hateli par rakhkar aap ko kiss karte hain!
(109) Phool girte hai jab aap aate ho..
Phool girte hai jab aap aate ho..
Aji zara dekh ke chala karo janu..
Kyo mere gamlo se takrate ho.
(110) Likho to paigam kuch aise likhna
ke qalam bhi rone par majboor ho jaaye
har lafz me wo dard bhar do..
ke padne wala disprin kha ke so jaaye
(111) FRIEND is Asian paints jo Duniya badal de.
GIRL FRIEND is Everest masala jo Taste mein best.
WIFE is Mosquito coil jo kone se dhund ke mare!
(112) Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye,
Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye,
Hamne unki yaad mein khat itne likhe ki,
Ki
Wo khato ko bechkar hi ameer ho gaye.
(113) Pagal aashiq ho jaate hain pyaar mei,
Baaki kasar poori ho jaati hain intezaar mei,
Magar yeh fauzi dilruba nahi samajhti,
Gol-gappe khaati phirti hain baazar mei!
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